Friday, October 16, 2009

Dear Mr. Firealarm,

Why do you hate me so? I mind my time preparing delicious meals for my husband and you decide to make your presence known by beeping and screaming for no perfectly good reason. I was not burning anything... in fact I had just turned the oven on and you decide to squeal... causing a ruckus through my home and reducing me to smacking you with my wooden spoon. And you just couldn't stop there... beeping every 45 seconds for the next 10 minutes... as if you knew that would drive me crazy... so I ask you again, Mr. Firealarm... why do you hate me so?
Sincerely annoyed,
Me

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